Their result for The You CANNOT Pass This Test ...

The Smell of Cigar

You got a 51%, genius, and your patience has been quantified as 80%.

You got close enough to smell the pungent, pleasing aroma of the cigar, but not close enough. Sorry pal, no cigar this time. But you get a nice consolation prize of the knowledge that this test CANNOT be passed. You are merely a part of the natural process of the cosmos; allow this actualization to lead to maturation, as you discover your place in this great circle of life.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • pass points Distribution

    They scored 51% on pass points, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • patience Distribution

    They scored 80% on patience, higher than 30% of your peers.

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Class A Dunce

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My Stalker

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Impatient moron

I told you that you wouldn't pass this test! And you really went above and beyond the call of duty to prove me right! I mean, you REALLY messed up on this one! You nearly flunked! You skipped a lo... Read more

Insipid Simpleton

I told you that you wouldn't pass this test! And you really went above and beyond the call of duty to prove me right! I mean, you REALLY messed up on this one! Serves you right, trying to pass this... Read more

You suck

You impatient bastard, you obviously just skipped all of the questions in the hope that it'd yield a good result. And it didn't! And on top of that, you somehow still managed to flunk! Read more

You...did not pass..

But what did you expect? This test discloses the fact that you CANNOT pass it, so don't feel dejected. I'm sure you're a swell person, creme de la creme, very intelligent and unique in your own way.... Read more

Rampant Skipper

You impatient bastard, you obviously just skipped all of the questions in the hope that it'd yield a good result. And it didn't! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Why don't you try actually taking the tes... Read more

The Smell of Cigar

You got close enough to smell the pungent, pleasing aroma of the cigar, but not close enough. Sorry pal, no cigar this time. But you get a nice consolation prize of the knowledge that this test CANN... Read more

Impatient Genius

Hmm, you're really impatient, but you picked your guesses well, in the few instances you did risk an answer, so I'll give you kudos on that. If you pulled this half assed shit in a classroom, the tea... Read more

YOU PASSED!!!

I don't believe it...by some crazy twist of sick fate, you managed to pass my test! The test that COULD NOT BE PASSED, and you managed to squeak by with a passing grade! You're either a very cool ca... Read more

Impossible!!!

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Jackcrow

If you got this, you're me. Hi, me! How are you doing? You're SO great. In the slim, infinitesimal chance that you somehow got this as a result, your personality is close enough to mine where you ... Read more

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