Their result for The Extraordinarily Literate Test ...

Erudite

You scored 81%

So you're one of a recherche few. I had a feeling. Perhaps it was the 2 inch bifocals that clued me in, who knows. Doubtless, you've got some real tomes -- none of that Danielle Steel/Harry Potter pap -- nestled away in your book collection. Literati Mr.T approves. It doesn't get much better than that.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Variable #1 Distribution

    They scored 81% on Variable #1, higher than 93% of your peers.

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Erudite

So you're one of a recherche few. I had a feeling. Perhaps it was the 2 inch bifocals that clued me in, who knows. Doubtless, you've got some real tomes -- none of that Danielle Steel/Harry Potter pap... Read more

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