Their result for The Dairy Product Appreciation Test ...

The Dairy Queen!!!!

Your dairylovingness is ###%!!!

Congrats! Your love of all things dairy has made you the pinnicle of all humanity! One day, very soon, all the Dairy Queens will morph into a superior race of humankind. You will conquer the world and force all lactose intolerant "people" into slavery. Your new capital will be France and you will worship all bovine creatures. All hail Daisy, the great milk goddess!!!!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • dairylovingness Distribution

    They scored 75% on dairylovingness, higher than 57% of your peers.

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Lactose Intolerant

You may be smart. You may be incredibly attractive. You may even be nice. But your life will always be incomplete as you have been found to possess a dangerous lack of dairy-appreciation. But there's ... Read more

2% milk

Well, well, well. Looks like you didn't quite cut it. But don't worry, there are measures you can take to improve you dairylovingness. Next time you're at the store, try a new cheese, like Gouda or ... Read more

The Dairy Queen!!!!

Congrats! Your love of all things dairy has made you the pinnicle of all humanity! One day, very soon, all the Dairy Queens will morph into a superior race of humankind. You will conquer the world an... Read more

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