Lord of the Internet

All hail the Lord of the Internet! Master of the Digital! King of Networking! Emperor of...
Enough of that. You scored high in every category the test registered. That means that either there's something wrong with my test (an obvious impossibility, right?) or you have an attachment to the Internet that is almost transcendent. Your results tell me that you have experience with both hardware and software, know the ins and outs of the Internet and have a range of interests that can be generously described as "broad." Of course to achieve this status, you've no doubt had to neglect other parts of your life. Ultimately, you have to ask: was it REALLY worth it?
...of COURSE it was worth it! How silly of me.

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The Technophobe

Low ratings across the board. Congratulations, you're a Technophobe. Well, that's being harsh. In all likelihood, you're just not that into the Internet. While that makes you a bit of a throwback... Read more

The Utilitarian

The Internet is a tool. It makes life easier. End statement. Provided you're old enough, it's likely that you heard about the Internet before anyone else. However, while everyone else got excited... Read more

The Lost Hour

Have you ever been so caught up in something that you seem to lose time? Of course you do - you're the Lost Hour. Over the years, you've become a regular connoisseur of Internet timewasters. Luck... Read more

The Isolationist

The light! It hurts us! Meet the Isolationist, embodiment of a decade's worth of cliches. Once upon a time, you would have been labeled a misanthrope and ignored. Today...well, people stil... Read more

The MySpace Maven

...or, if you prefer, a Facebook Fiend, DeviantArt Devotee, or Blogger Buff. Introducing the socialite of the 21st century: the MySpace Maven. You probably started on the Internet to use e-mail o... Read more

The Internet Mogul

Networking, power plays, flame wars - all in a day's work for the Internet Mogul. Many people use the Internet frivolously; you're not one of them. You approach the digital realm like a seasoned ... Read more

The Mumorpeger

If you are one, you probably know what it means. Why? Because you're the Mumorpeger, that's why. It took a gamer to combine the social and anti-social aspects of the Internet into a coherent whol... Read more

Lord of the Internet

All hail the Lord of the Internet! Master of the Digital! King of Networking! Emperor of... Enough of that. You scored high in every category the test registered. That means that either there's s... Read more

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