Their result for The Am I Enough of a Bastard Test ...

Nice Guy/Gal

You are -5% of a bastard.

You aren't quite as wonderful as you could be, but you're pretty nice. You have goodly friends and a glowing outlook, but the rose-colored glasses are not yet stapled to your face. You probably participate in some sort of volunteer endeavour, or have, anyway. If you're enjoying the way your life is going, by all means, stick with it; but if you're pretty eh, maybe some self-interested cruelty will help things. Flip off a kitten, maybe.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • bastardism Distribution

    They scored -5% on bastardism, higher than 9% of your peers.

All possible test results

Perfect Angel

You're the exact opposite of a bastard. You're really a nice person, and probably improve the world by your presence. However, in this cynical wreck of a planet, you probably have the survivability ... Read more

Nice Guy/Gal

You aren't quite as wonderful as you could be, but you're pretty nice. You have goodly friends and a glowing outlook, but the rose-colored glasses are not yet stapled to your face. You probably part... Read more

Okay Gent

You balanced things pretty well, neh? Not too mean, not too kind. Your minor cruelties are mostly balanced by your minor goodnesses; either that, or you're too apathetic to lean one way or another. ... Read more

Bit of a Bastard

Here we go, getting to the fun stuff. You tend towards self-interest and some Machiavellian ways. Nietzsche was just another kid on the block to you; not too grand, not too silly. You can be proud ... Read more

Quite a Bastard

Man, you're a harsh one. Your friends probably don't consider themselves as such; your enemies are numerous and spite-ridden. If you get or have a job, it was or will be through liberal lying and so... Read more

Heinous Bastard

Children flee your coming. When you arrive at work, your co-workers seal the blockades that prevent you from leaving your cubicle. Honestly, you're probably a telemarketer. Your kids, should they e... Read more

Utter Bastard

You make the world a worse place simply by existing. When you were born, the heavens trembled; when you reached puberty, jet-black lambs with two heads were born backwards with stars glowing in their... Read more

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