The Ready To Don The Mask? Test

Well, you're good, but practical. It appears you are preparing to don the banzai bandanna of. . .Hiro Protagonist! Or possibly Buckaroo Banzai.

In short, you have good intentions, but you don't let high-mindedness get in the way of victory. You're probably a hero by accident, dragged into some epic conflict through being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or possibly because your sweetheart gets knocked off in a flashback. You're more loyal to individuals than causes, and the movie of your exploits is probably rated R because of the very hot scenes between you and your love interest. In fact, during your nude scenes the couples in the audience tend to touch each other thoughtfully.

Unfortunately, your tales need not have a happy ending. Frequently you have to die in some pointless way so that the audience can reflect on the vanity of ambition and the importance of seizing each day of happiness while it, evanescent mayfly, lingers. You star in the erotic dreams of most members of the opposite sex between ages 15 and 25, for what it's worth.