The Radio DJ
You like having a job with a dedicated time slot, even if it is from ten to four in the morning. You know there are people out there listening; people out there who need you. And as long as you don't have anything to do with them, everyone will be happy.
You know, it takes a lot of work to get this popular. It means a lot of easy listening stations, a lot of late night smooth jazz gigs... but you'll work your way up the ranks in due time.
As an added bonus, you'll have one of the few jobs where people will recognize your fame and accomplishments, but not recognize you on the street. Perfect.
Maybe people don't want to hear your squeaky high-pitched voice? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
Author, Headmaster/Principal, Voice-over Actor, Writer. More to come.
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
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