The Pro Surfer
No, what you need is a job where you get to perform, and do what you've been doing all your life. Never mind if it's easy or difficult, you can't bother learning something new. This is all you've ever done with your life and you just want to make money doing it.
If you're good, this might not be all that difficult. If you're not, you'd better find a new day job.
Can't swim? Afraid of melanoma? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
Musician, English-as-a-Second-Language teacher, Writer, Club DJ.
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
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