Have you ever wondered what a gondolier's life is like? Do they get to take in the scenery? Do they ever get someone else to serenade them while they drift down a canal and fall in love?
Of course they don't! Why not? They're the ones making it happen... they're doing the grunt work while some poor tourist fulfills his or her fantasy.
I'm sure this is no new concept to you. You're used to being part of the scenery. You spend your life making other people's lives happy and picturesque, and for what? Maybe a couple of lira for a tip?
It certainly doesn't seem like a tough job; canal, boat, pole... hardly rocket science, but it does take a certain personality.
Can't speak italian? Don't care to learn? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
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