The Jewel Thief
However, you're a bit of a recluse. You probably don't like being around people, much less working with them. You need something where you can work at your own pace, and create your own schedule.
Something about you says you've fancied a double life. Oh sure, you don't exactly need a mild-mannered alter ego to take your place among regular civilians, but you do like taking off the work clothes at the end of the shift. You need something where you can leave the job behind and just be yourself for a while.
And if you're thinking to yourself, "But I don't have any specialized training! I don't have a fancy skill!" It's just because the right opportunity hasn't presented itself yet. Whether it's college, an apprenticeship, or some guy in an alley whispering "Pssst...," don't dismiss it. Maybe he can show you the ropes of his trade.
When you're sitting in your study admiring your own (ahem) "privately acquired" art collection, you'll be glad you took that chance.
Want a job on the less risky side of the law? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
Bug Sweeper (honest to god, someone emailed with the suggestion... this was actually their part time job!
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
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