The Cat Burglar
You are, however, a highly devoted individual, who needs a job that provides a raison d'etre as well as an income. You could (or maybe you already have...) put in a great deal of experience to get the reputation you deserve, but it's not reputation you're after. You want to be in and out before people get home, The more you stay off the front page, the better you're doing.
The job you're looking for is the kind of job many people attempt, but at which few succeed. You, however... you're careful. You're confident, and collected, and know better than to brag about how good you are.
Sure, it's a lonely place. Once you get to the top, you may realize that there's no one around to share it. One of these days, though, you'll sit on the terrace of your French Riviera home; you'll look out at the sparkling blue waters of the Mediterranean, and you'll smile.
Looking for something with a little less athleticism? Maybe you can't stand the French Riviera... Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
choreographer, public defender, forensic scientist, engineer, medical researcher, dot-com business owner, fashion photographer.
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
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