Their result for The Dream Job Test ...
The Carnival Barker
You're 70% career-driven and 90% ambitious. In addition, you play 85% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 83% of the time!
Besides, it's not a job, it's a life. Constantly on the road, never meeting new people before uprooting and moving on. Why would anyone sacrifice a normal life for the sake of their work?
Maybe you'd better ask yourself that. Maybe you have a strong sense of duty to the family business. Maybe it's what you grew up doing and you know nothing else. Maybe you're running away from something.
In fact, I'd be willing to bet that the thought of a 9-to-5 job and a minivan scares the crap out of you. 401K? Forget it!
You're a career entertainer and businessman all wrapped up into one; you're willing to devote your life to making a living. When you yell, people listen.
And they better, too... or you're out of a job. And who wants to be stuck in the dirt lot on the corner of who-knows-where, U.S.A.?
Looking for something that doesn't involve cheating people quite so much? Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:
PR director, Doctor, Actor, Politician, Small Business Owner.
Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.
Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
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The Jewel Thief
The Cat Burglar
The Prison Guard
The Street Mime
The Circus Freak
The Cult Leader
The Maytag Repairman
The Tympani Player
The Shop Teacher
The Radio DJ
The Pro Surfer
The Race Car Driver
The Soda Jerk
The French Teacher
The Game Show Host
The Court Jester
Thanks for playing!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 85% on personability, higher than 93% of your peers.
They scored 83% on limelight, higher than 96% of your peers.
They scored 70% on career-driven, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored 90% on ambition, higher than 95% of your peers.
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