The Dealer Test

All possible test results

Grandma

Hi, Grandma. Im surprised you made it through this test. You shouldn't be dealing drugs...you should not be out of the house. The phrase Don't Try This At Home Kids applies to your every activity. Als... Read more

The Rat

You have no friends anymore. You should go get a job at Starbucks because this drug thing is not your deal. You didn't get caught but your social standing suffered from your lack of drug dealing knowl... Read more

The Mooch

You get along with some people,but aren't good with money. You are the mooch....the person who hangs out at some cool dudes house and tries to smoke all their weed(or other drug). If you were more ann... Read more

The Runner

You are not good with money but you know a few people and can keep things on the DL. You are the runner. You can be trusted for the most part but don't get ambitious. You might be better off jump star... Read more

Party guy!

You are one cool dude and have many friends. You rely on your social standing to get connected and are mostly interesting in having fun. Dealing however you might break even. You aren't too crafty eit... Read more

The Best Dealer

You are the best dealer in town! You know quite a few people, can keep quiet when need be and your stuff is cheap and good! Unfortunatly you don't make much of a profit but who cares! Life is a party.... Read more

Street Thug

You are a bit cocky and don't care much for friends. You are in it for the money. Unfortunatly you do not realize there is money to be made in garnering people's trust and keeping secrets. You are lou... Read more

The Shark

You are arrogant and sneaky. You have a wealth of drug knowledge and know how to make a profit. Who needs friends anyway? You'll never make it Kingpin status but you don't really care. You can race yo... Read more

Silver Spoon

You have a few friends and like to stick with a smaller trusted crowd. You are not too crafty but know how to sell. Be careful...people who fall into this catagory get caught, or ratted out often. Mig... Read more

Reliable John

You have a small customer base who rely on you. You make decent money and keep it cool. You will do fine in this business. Just think: is this what i want to do with my life? Find an outlet,a hobby, o... Read more

Frat Guy

Wild parties, lots of friends...life is good. Too bad you can't keep your cool. With your wild ways and no shadow you fall into the catagory MOST likely to get caught or mugged. Too much light shines ... Read more

The Kingpin

You are the Kingpin! You are the top of the pyramid, the source from where all runners,dealers, and customers suckle from. You are the nipple which feeds the goatling masses. Wily, cunning, knowledgab... Read more