Scrutton went to move it. He likely meant to toss it in a nearby dumpster.
But the minute he disturbed the chunk of wood, an enormous blast echoed throughout the strip mall. Its force was so great it blew off most of his hand. The bomb blasted metal fragments into his organs and impaled his heart.
Your personality type matches the criminal profile of Ted Kaczynski: The Unabomber. He was born Theodore John Kaczynski in Chicago, on the 22nd of May 1942. He has one younger brother, David. His mother Wanda was widowed in 1990 when her husband Richard learned he had terminal cancer and took his own life. Wanda and David were left to wonder how this son and brother evolved from brilliant academic to Americas most wanted terrorist.
His mother had to face the cruel reality that her firstborn bombed, killed and maimed innocent people for nearly eighteen years in a bitter crusade against progress.
Ted Kaczynski was a loner, living in a wooden shack with virtually no contact to the outside world. He targeted some of the most promising academics of science and technology using homemade bombs. He "signed" his work by incorporating wood in his bombs, usually in the form of boxes or plugs.
He pronounced the Industrial Revolution A disaster for the human race, as was the use of technology in general, and he was willing to kill in order to make this message clear.
While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.
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