Their result for Are You An Intellectual, Hipster, or Nerd? ...

Average Joe

Whatever.

You are special in absolutely no way.  Congratulations.  You're completely average.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Curiosity Distribution

    They scored 4% on Curiosity, higher than 25% of your peers.

  • Adaptability Distribution

    They scored 6% on Adaptability, higher than 24% of your peers.

  • Learnedness Distribution

    They scored 7% on Learnedness, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • Pretentiousness Distribution

    They scored -2% on Pretentiousness, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • HipsterQuotient Distribution

    They scored -22% on HipsterQuotient, higher than 5% of your peers.

All possible test results

Explorer

You may not be "book smart" but you have a great capacity for learning, which is fantastic.  You could be the next Indiana Jones or Dora the Explorer. If you see me in the world, give me a ... Read more

Social Ninja

Okay, so you're none of the above, but you display the capacity for great adaptability and knowledge.  You're of a different type of elite. This is very rare.  Seriously, I never expected ... Read more

Asshole.

You're not an intellectual.  You're not even a hipster douchebag.  You're just an asshole. Why don't you do us all a favor and hang yourself, you pretentious fuck? Read more

Nerd

Let's face it - you're not an intellectual, you're just a fucking NERD. It's okay, though. You can take comfort in the fact that you have a greater capacity for higher income and job satisfa... Read more

Average American

You lack intellectual curiosity and possibly the capacity to learn and grow beyond your current bounds.  On the upside, you could be President of the United States one day! Don't feel bad -... Read more

Intellectual

You're an intellectual.  You read, you're excited about the world, you have an appetite for knowledge that makes you, quite frankly, better than everyone else.  You're part of the cultural and in... Read more

Hipster

You knew this was going to be the result.   Yeah, you're a hipster.  You can feel smug in knowing that deep down you're cooler than everyone else.  Way, way, way the fuck deep down. But ... Read more

Average Joe

You are special in absolutely no way.  Congratulations.  You're completely average. Read more

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