Captain Beefheart's WHAT'S YOUR MUSICAL IMAGE? Quiz
Their result for Captain Beefheart's WHAT'S YOUR MUSICAL IMAGE? Quiz ...
NO SCORE ... SORRY, YOU'RE JUST TOO NORMAL
14 abstract, 15 concrete, 13 experimental, 16 formulaic, 16 meaning, 0 impression and -12 Beefheartism!
You failed to score a musical image. None of Captain Beefheart's amazing songs could possibly apply to you, because you're just too normal. Judging by your score in Beefheartism, your life is barren, colorless, and two-dimensional, a static existence devoid of any real creativity or inspiration. And you probably like it that way. But hey, it's all good -- the world needs ditch diggers too. I mean somebody's gotta tow the line for sanity, am I right? On the bright side, you're a crucial part of society, one of the worker bees that keeps everything in motion. Without you and the other drones, civilization as we know it would collapse, which might be not so good. You're a healthy normal regular person. Or, as Orwell would put it, a prole. Keep chasing that dollar, and keep shouting the slogans of whatever political party you belong to, and everything should be fine. With a little luck, you could rise all the way to the middle. Then you'll be able to afford those badass rims you always wanted. Bling, baby!
"You know what Capitalism is? GET FUCKED."
-- Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 14% on abstract, higher than 38% of your peers.
They scored 15% on concrete, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 13% on experimental, higher than 23% of your peers.
They scored 16% on formulaic, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 16% on meaning, higher than 80% of your peers.
They scored 0% on impression, higher than 1% of your peers.
They scored -12% on Beefheartism, higher than 2% of your peers.
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