Captain Beefheart's WHAT'S YOUR MUSICAL IMAGE? Quiz

Their result for Captain Beefheart's WHAT'S YOUR MUSICAL IMAGE? Quiz ...

NO SCORE ... SORRY, YOU'RE JUST TOO NORMAL

14 abstract, 15 concrete, 13 experimental, 16 formulaic, 16 meaning, 0 impression and -12 Beefheartism!

 

You failed to score a musical image. None of Captain Beefheart's amazing songs could possibly apply to you, because you're just too normal. Judging by your score in Beefheartism, your life is barren, colorless, and two-dimensional, a static existence devoid of any real creativity or inspiration. And you probably like it that way. But hey, it's all good -- the world needs ditch diggers too. I mean somebody's gotta tow the line for sanity, am I right? On the bright side, you're a crucial part of society, one of the worker bees that keeps everything in motion. Without you and the other drones, civilization as we know it would collapse, which might be not so good. You're a healthy normal regular person. Or, as Orwell would put it, a prole. Keep chasing that dollar, and keep shouting the slogans of whatever political party you belong to, and everything should be fine. With a little luck, you could rise all the way to the middle. Then you'll be able to afford those badass rims you always wanted. Bling, baby!

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"You know what Capitalism is? GET FUCKED."

-- Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • abstract Distribution

    They scored 14% on abstract, higher than 38% of your peers.

  • concrete Distribution

    They scored 15% on concrete, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • experimental Distribution

    They scored 13% on experimental, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • formulaic Distribution

    They scored 16% on formulaic, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • meaning Distribution

    They scored 16% on meaning, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • impression Distribution

    They scored 0% on impression, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Beefheartism Distribution

    They scored -12% on Beefheartism, higher than 2% of your peers.

All possible test results

NO SCORE ... SORRY, YOU'RE JUST TOO NORMAL

  You failed to score a musical image. None of Captain Beefheart's amazing songs could possibly apply to you, because you're just too normal/... Read more

Pena

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... span style="background-col... Read more

Old Fart At Play

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... span style="color:#... Read more

The Blimp (mousetrapreplica)

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... You scored extremely high i... Read more

Diddy Wah Diddy

from the album The Legendary A&M Sessions also found on the ... Read more

Orange Claw Hammer

 from the album Trout Mask Replica ... ... Read more

Skeleton Makes Good

from the album Ice Cream For Crow ... span style="color:#... Read more

Grow Fins

from the album The Spotlight Kid ... span style="color:#0... Read more

Beatle Bones 'n Smokin' Stones

from the album Strictly Personal s... Read more

Love Lies

from the album Shiny Beast .../span... Read more

Golden Birdies

 from the album Clear Spot span style="color:#... Read more

Well

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... span style="color:#... Read more

The Dust Blows Forward 'n The Dust Blows Back

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... sp... Read more

Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat-Top

from the Zappa / Beefheart project Bongo Fury .../strong... Read more

Ella Guru

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... sp... Read more

Harry Irene

from the album Shiny Beast ... span style="color:#000000;... Read more

Zig-Zag Wanderer

from the album Safe As Milk ... span sty... Read more

Hard Workin' Man

from the soundtrack of the movie "Blue Collar" ... This is the w... Read more

Ice Rose

from the album Shiny Beast ... span style="color:#000000;... Read more

Electricity

from the album Safe As Milk ... span style="color:#000000... Read more

Clear Spot

from the album Clear Spot ... span style="color:#000000;"... Read more

Dirty Blue Gene

from the album Doc At The Radar Station ... span style="c... Read more

Observatory Crest

from the album Bluejeans and Moonbeams span style="color:#ffffff... Read more

Mirror Man

from the album The Mirror Man Sessions ... span style="co... Read more

Alice In Blunderland

from the album The Spotlight Kid ... span style="color:#0... Read more

Suction Prints

from the album Shiny Beast ... span style="color:#000000;... Read more

This Is The Day

from the album Unconditionally Guaranteed ... span style=... Read more

Sue Egypt

from the album Doc At The Radar Station ... span style="colo... Read more

China Pig

from the album Trout Mask Replica ... span style="color:#... Read more

Owed T 'Alex

from the album Shiny Beast ... span style="color:#000000;... Read more

Autumn's Child

from the album Safe As Milk ... span style="color:#000000... Read more

Lost In A Whirlpool

from the Frank Zappa album "The Lost Episodes" ... span ... Read more

Tiger Roach

from the Frank Zappa album "The Lost Episodes" ... "T... Read more

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