Their result for Are you a blue collar man or a white collar man? ...

White Collar

Relative to the Sons of Toil, you've never worked a day in your life.  Your hands are baby-soft, free of calluses, and you're likely to be one of the first ones to die after The Big One, because you don't have any real-world skills.

What are you doing wasting time taking a quiz?  It's time for your manicure!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • CollarColor Distribution

    They scored 0% on CollarColor, higher than 40% of your peers.

  • WashAfter Distribution

    They scored 1% on WashAfter, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • NoDrips Distribution

    They scored 0% on NoDrips, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • CleanPenis Distribution

    They scored 0% on CleanPenis, higher than 45% of your peers.

  • NoWash Distribution

    They scored 0% on NoWash, higher than 47% of your peers.

All possible test results

White Collar

Relative to the Sons of Toil, you've never worked a day in your life.  Your hands are baby-soft, free of calluses, and you're likely to be one of the first ones to die after The Big One, because y... Read more

Blue Collar

You come from a blue collar background and know that you're likely to have things on your work-creased hands that you don't want on your penis, so you wash it off before you go to drain the lizard. Read more

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$(WashAfter)% test-takers wash their hand after they take a leak. $(NoDrips)% takers have obviously never heard the ditty No matter how your shake and dance, the last drop always lands i... Read more

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