Their result for The Comprehensive Douchebag Test ...

Not That Bad

19% Dishonest, 7% Arrogant, 24% Immature, 11% Immoral, 24% Fratty, 0% Perverted, 15% Controlling, 24% Sexist

You could be worse.  You didn't score high enough on anything to show yourself to be a total jackass, so there's that.  You also didn't score low enough on anything to earn the title of "Good Guy".  It's safe to say you're a decent human being, but you still have some progress to be made when it comes to dating.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Dishonest Distribution

    They scored 19% on Dishonest, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Immature Distribution

    They scored 24% on Immature, higher than 38% of your peers.

  • Arrogant Distribution

    They scored 7% on Arrogant, higher than 15% of your peers.

  • Perverted Distribution

    They scored 0% on Perverted, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Immoral Distribution

    They scored 11% on Immoral, higher than 35% of your peers.

  • Fratty Distribution

    They scored 24% on Fratty, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • Sexist Distribution

    They scored 24% on Sexist, higher than 68% of your peers.

  • Shallow Distribution

    They scored 13% on Shallow, higher than 36% of your peers.

  • Selfish Distribution

    They scored 0% on Selfish, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Controlling Distribution

    They scored 15% on Controlling, higher than 78% of your peers.

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