The Achievable Political Office Test

All possible test results

Dog Catcher

Based on your ineffective campaign and your terrible relationship with the press, you do not win the election. Having become destitute and depressed, you try to take your own life, but just like your ... Read more

Dog Catcher

Based on your ineffective campaign and your terrible relationship with the press, you do not win the election. Having become destitute and depressed, you try to take your own life, but just like your ... Read more

City Council

Despite your lukewarm personality and your haphazard campaign, your influence and your ability in past jobs lands you a position on the city council. The most important issue this year: a one cent tax... Read more

City Council

Despite your lukewarm personality and your haphazard campaign, your influence and your ability in past jobs lands you a position on the city council. The most important issue this year: a one cent tax... Read more

Mayor

Despite the fact that you run a terrible campaign, your likeable demeanor and servicable abilities were enough to get you elected Mayor. Unfortunately, you were not very effective in office, and over ... Read more

Governor

After serving as mayor of your hometown for many terms you manage to get elected to the Governorship, despite your botched campaign. Your smooth personality and exceptional ability to get the job done... Read more

Mayor

You win the mayorship in an unprecedented landslide, recieving 99% of all votes, with a 2% margin of error. People just can't get enough of you and your beautiful hair. Sadly, after a month of service... Read more

Governor

You are known for your likeable personality and your ability to get the job done. But for whatever reason your campaigns are self-destructive. You serve as Governor for a single term but are beat by y... Read more

Senator

You are elected Senator on your 71st birthday. Because of your ineptitude in campaigning it has taken a long time for your name to get around, but people seem to like you and there are very few who do... Read more

City Council

Despite your lack of effective leadership and your boring personality your influence in your small town and your small but effective campaign land you a job on the city council. The most important iss... Read more

Mayor

After serving on the city council and doing an effective job, your adept campaign mananger carries you on his back and helps you win the mayorship. People seem to avoid you, but you do all right. Read more

Governor

After saving your home town from bankruptcy you run for the governorship and to everyone's suprise you win with a slight margain over the incumbent. You work so hard for the people that you get carple... Read more

Mayor

All the locals know your name and most of them seem to like you. Those that don't know you have all heard the nice little jingle your campaign manager came up with your your campaign thats runs on the... Read more

Governor

After many years of hardwork and learning from your mistakes you are elected Governor. Though you often get overlooked for the more charismatic members in politics you do an alright job, and your camp... Read more

Senator

After serving as Governor of your state and turning it around for the better, you are elected as a Senator. You are one of the most active members of the senate, but you have a hard time motivating ot... Read more

Governor

You may in fact be related to the Kennedys. People just can't get enough of you or your style and because of that your volunteer campaigning staff is better then most. You are elected in a landslide b... Read more

Governor

Your likeable demeanor and mediocre campaign carry you easily into the Governorship. Once there you do enough to maintain the prosperous spirit of your state, but when you run for the Senate you find ... Read more

President

After serving as a Senator for many terms you decide that its time you threw your hat into the ring to become President. After a bloody and vicious campaign you win the primaries by a tiny margain. In... Read more

Mayor

You have never worked a day in your life and you just can't help but insult everyone you come into contact with, however your campaign manager is a master. Soon after you are elected mayor he leaves y... Read more

Governor

People call you the, "Sad ugly duck," however your campaign manager turns this around and creates it into an effectionate nickname. When you are elected Governor you do a mediocre job. You are not ree... Read more

Senator

You once worked 72 hours straight when you were mayor of your home town. Your eager and ruthless ambition attracts a competent campaigning team and you soon find yourself as a Senator. However when yo... Read more

City Council

When you were a teenager working at McDonalds you were fired for ineptitude. Despite your inability to walk a straight line, even when sober, your rich cousin finances your campaign and you are able t... Read more

Senator

You are an average politican, but your campaigning structure is not. It has crushed even the most intimidating of opponents and it quickly brought you into the ranks of the highest legislative body in... Read more

President

You may seem like the average American, but your work ethic is unimaginable to most. Likewise your campaigning team is diligent and ruthless. You soundly defeat your competitors in the primaries, and ... Read more

Senator

You are an all-american and every person you meet can't help but love you. Your campaign manager has an easy job, but he is also extremely capable himself. You are elected to the Senate, however you a... Read more

President

You have beautiful hair and your campaign manager is extremely effective at making sure everyone sees pictures of it and hears about your likeable personality. You are suave and politically astute, an... Read more

Dictator For Life

People were shocked when you told them you wanted to be a politician and not an actor or model. Your drive and ambition are unimaginable; you only sleep three hours a night and work twenty hours a day... Read more