Their result for The Drinker Test ...

Average Joe Beer Guy

54 drinker

(Or girl) You know your favorite beer because you've had at least one bottle of it everyday for the past five years. Your local watering hole has a barstool with your butt imprint permanently embedded. In fact, if you didn't show up there after work, they'd probably call the police. You support one football team and will never be convinced that soccer is a real sport. Much like Homer Simpson you are predictable but lovable. But beware, you could end up dying of liver failure on your favorite barstool...and I'm pretty sure nobody wants that. So mix it up once in a while!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • drinkworthiness Distribution

    They scored 54% on drinkworthiness, higher than 58% of your peers.

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