The what rock star are you? Test
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Jim Morrison
You scored 37 rocker ability!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 37% on rocker ability, higher than 89% of your peers.
All possible test results
Local Band Fag.
You're just the common local band idiot who never gets anywhere. You aren't a rockstar, you're a shithole who sits on his computer masturbating to pictures of britney spears and elijah wood. Stop tryi... Read more
Rod Stewart
You're not a rockstar, but you do have a following. Unfortunately all you end up with are 50 year old skinless women who want nothing more than a serious relationship. Plus your manager is gay and he ... Read more
Neil Young
Congratulations, you've succesfully fucked up your career. Women think you're great, but unfortunately you go home every nite tired and alone. Frusterated with your bad decisions, you become depressed... Read more
Freddy Mercury
Welcome to the world of sexual intercourse with your own bandmates. You aren't gay though, at least not until people suspect it 20 years down the road after your death from aids. On the other hand, pe... Read more
Jimi Hendrix
Smoke, Drink and Pop those pills. You definately have soul in your music, but the self-abuse will just throw you out of your prime and into a grave. However, in time you will become a legend. Read more
Jim Morrison
Congratulations, you're the staple rock star. People want to be you and people want to fuck you. No matter what you do will be considered godly. Unfortunately, the sex and drugs will catch up to you i... Read more
Billy Idol
Congratulations you're the rockstar that rockstars dream of becoming. You fuck whoever you want to fuck, plus you've got great looks. While everyone is changing their appearance and getting drug-free,... Read more
Steven Tyler
Congratulations, you've become a rockstar that time will never forget. The unfortunate thing is, you have giant lips and lose half a finger in a horrible accident involving 3 midgets and a party cone.... Read more
Ozzy Osbourne
Congratulations, you've become a crazed lunatic rocker with nothing to lose and genitalia that can please a large circus baboon. Drugs are your main diet along with bat wings and dove intestines. The ... Read more
Marylin Manson
You aren't a rockstar by any means... you're a freak. You shit and piss on your fans while masturbating to the 3 stooges after gigs. Women love you but are too afraid to touch your spiked penis. Serio... Read more
