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Jim Morrison

You scored 37 rocker ability!

Congratulations, you're the staple rock star. People want to be you and people want to fuck you. No matter what you do will be considered godly. Unfortunately, the sex and drugs will catch up to you in a couple years and death will be swift.

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  • rocker ability Distribution

    They scored 37% on rocker ability, higher than 89% of your peers.

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Neil Young

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Freddy Mercury

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Jimi Hendrix

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Jim Morrison

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Billy Idol

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