The Comprehensive Zombie Combat Test

All possible test results

Zombie Bait

You don't really have much chance of survival. You aren't very good at dispatching zombies, you don't really have the stomach for it, and you don't really know what to do. You also aren't really in ... Read more

I Will Survive

You may not always be sure what to do or even be able to do it if you did know, but survival is your top priority. It's mostly mental anyway, right? Read more

Brave But Stupid

You're good at making the ultimate sacrifice or coming to the rescue of your friends, but that's about all you're good for. You're braver than anything else, which will probably end up getting you ki... Read more

Gutsy Klutz

You've got the right attitude, but you're lacking something... oh, that's right, skills. Make sure you surround yourself with people who know what they're doing. Read more

Smart But Nervous

You know what to do, just make sure you don't let your weak will get in your way of coming out alive on the other side. It might be helpful to surround yourself with people that have and are good wit... Read more

Wimpy Survivalist

You've got the will and the know-how to win, just find some brave souls to help you out with the technical points, like actually dealing with the undead. Read more

Gentleman Survivor

You know what to do and have the guts to carry it out, assuming you don't let your civilized side sway you into folly. Read more

General

You need somebody to watch your back, but you could very well be the one making the decisions. Trust your instincts. Read more

Competent Shot

You can kill with the best of them, as long as the best of them are nearby, watching your back. Read more

Nervous Survivor

You don't really have the stomach for all this, despite your ability to lay down the smack. You are pretty determined to survive, even if you have to do the occasional dirty deed. Read more

Soldier

You're good at killing zombies, but that's about all. Let somebody else make the decisions. Read more

Confused Survivor

You are unfamiliar with this kind of situation, but you have the capacity to learn. Between your combat skills and your willingness to leave others by the wayside when necessary, you'll do alright. Read more

Gentleman Slayer

You think a zombie horde is no reason to treat other people like they aren't human. You want to try to preserve the civility you were brought up with, even as it disappears around you. You don't hav... Read more

Creeped Out Slayer

These undead types just give you the creeps. You have a ruthless attitude and the know-how to survive, but you're a little on the yellow side. Read more

Warrior

You are good at dispatching your undead foes, and you know what to do, but sometimes you let your humanity get in the way of doing what needs to be done. Read more

Ultimate Survivor

Whether on your own or as a member of a group, you know what to do and won't hesitate to follow through. Your friends would be wise to follow your example, if they can keep up. Read more