Their result for The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans! ...

Good Comrade!

The General Secretary doesn't suspect you of much.

You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in high places, and appear uninterested in anti-government plots.

You certainly don't have any Shenanigans up your sleeve, and you make Brother proud. Keep on grinding those gears in the factory. The Soviet state doesn't power itself you know!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Shenanigans Distribution

    They scored 40% on Shenanigans, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • Sympathy Distribution

    They scored 21% on Sympathy, higher than 40% of your peers.

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 45% on Loyalty, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • Paranoia Distribution

    They scored 33% on Paranoia, higher than 49% of your peers.

All possible test results

Obvious Traitor!

Give us the names of your compatriots you traitor! You are clever enough to attempt to cover your tracks, but you have not watched your step carefully enough. The General Secretary has got you ... Read more

TRAITOR TO THE PARTY!

The General Secretary is positively sick and tired of your shenanigans. You and everyone involved in your little conspiracy against the government is going to get it! Your name has been moved t... Read more

Suspected Conspirator!

Yes, you consider yourself loyal to the party. Dilligent in your job. Helpful when necessary. Keeping everything in mind to appear to be a loyal party member. But you have an agenda. Your Sympa... Read more

Good Comrade!

You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in hig... Read more

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