“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans!
Their result for The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans! ...
Obvious Traitor!
We have ways of making you talk!
Give us the names of your compatriots you traitor! You are clever enough to attempt to cover your tracks, but you have not watched your step carefully enough. The General Secretary has got you on the list, you dirty dog!
Do you think we'll just let you run amok without punishment? You've been working for Lenin too much! You're probably in league with Trotsky and the rest of the fascist pigs! Is the army involved in this? Are the generals moving against Brother? Tell us what you know and we might let the soldiers give you a cigarette! How about that? How about the soldiers NOT shoot you in the kneecaps the first volley? Does that sound fair?
The General Secretary is unhappy. Very unhappy. Look at his face. You've betrayed him and you should feel bad.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 65% on Shenanigans, higher than 96% of your peers.
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They scored 30% on Sympathy, higher than 82% of your peers.
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They scored 30% on Loyalty, higher than 11% of your peers.
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They scored 33% on Paranoia, higher than 49% of your peers.
All possible test results
Obvious Traitor!
Give us the names of your compatriots you traitor! You are clever enough to attempt to cover your tracks, but you have not watched your step carefully enough. The General Secretary has got you ... Read more
TRAITOR TO THE PARTY!
The General Secretary is positively sick and tired of your shenanigans. You and everyone involved in your little conspiracy against the government is going to get it! Your name has been moved t... Read more
Suspected Conspirator!
Yes, you consider yourself loyal to the party. Dilligent in your job. Helpful when necessary. Keeping everything in mind to appear to be a loyal party member. But you have an agenda. Your Sympa... Read more
Good Comrade!
You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in hig... Read more
