The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans!
Their result for The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans! ...
We have ways of making you talk!
Give us the names of your compatriots you traitor! You are clever enough to attempt to cover your tracks, but you have not watched your step carefully enough. The General Secretary has got you on the list, you dirty dog!
Do you think we'll just let you run amok without punishment? You've been working for Lenin too much! You're probably in league with Trotsky and the rest of the fascist pigs! Is the army involved in this? Are the generals moving against Brother? Tell us what you know and we might let the soldiers give you a cigarette! How about that? How about the soldiers NOT shoot you in the kneecaps the first volley? Does that sound fair?
The General Secretary is unhappy. Very unhappy. Look at his face. You've betrayed him and you should feel bad.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 60% on Shenanigans, higher than 90% of your peers.
They scored 15% on Sympathy, higher than 15% of your peers.
They scored 30% on Loyalty, higher than 11% of your peers.
They scored 45% on Paranoia, higher than 92% of your peers.
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