The General Secretary is tired of your shenanigans!

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TRAITOR TO THE PARTY!

You won't leave this room alive, you capitalist pig running dog lackey!

The General Secretary is positively sick and tired of your shenanigans. You and everyone involved in your little conspiracy against the government is going to get it! Your name has been moved to the top of the list. I doubt there will even be a trial! Your mother is on the way to Siberia. Your significant other is already dead. Your cousin in London? Yeah, he's dead too. Your house has been burned to the ground. Your neighbors are all being rounded up for questioning. Your school teacher has been shot in the leg. Everyone you have ever had a significant conversation with is going to confess to crimes against the party.

Great job, hero. You just killed half of your town. But, Brother thanks you for your honesty and will provide that you at least get a cigarette before the drunk guards start spraying bullets at your person.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Shenanigans Distribution

    They scored 60% on Shenanigans, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • Sympathy Distribution

    They scored 33% on Sympathy, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 25% on Loyalty, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • Paranoia Distribution

    They scored 27% on Paranoia, higher than 21% of your peers.

All possible test results

Obvious Traitor!

Give us the names of your compatriots you traitor! You are clever enough to attempt to cover your tracks, but you have not watched your step carefully enough. The General Secretary has got you ... Read more

TRAITOR TO THE PARTY!

The General Secretary is positively sick and tired of your shenanigans. You and everyone involved in your little conspiracy against the government is going to get it! Your name has been moved t... Read more

Suspected Conspirator!

Yes, you consider yourself loyal to the party. Dilligent in your job. Helpful when necessary. Keeping everything in mind to appear to be a loyal party member. But you have an agenda. Your Sympa... Read more

Good Comrade!

You're certainly loyal! A clever little lapdog with enough Paranoia to understand how to keep out of trouble. You would most certainly deal bribes to interrogators, drop names of friends in hig... Read more

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