The Harry Potter Husband Test

All possible test results

Mrs. Weasley Twin

Laughter is important to you.  You want a guy who's never boring, who can always put a smile on your face, and who can pull the best of pranks and never get caught.  Or possibly two such guys.  ... Read more

Mrs. Bill Weasley

You like guys who are cool.  And not cool in that fake, dicky way, but actually cool.  He's so cool that they couldn't find any actor to adequately portray him, so they decided to just leave him ... Read more

Mrs. James Potter

Your guy was popular in school, but also kind of a jerk.  But that's okay, because he grew up to be a pretty decent guy.  He knows how to have fun, but also how to be serious, and he's a really g... Read more

Mrs. Longbottom

You like the nice guy.  You don't need the best looking guy, or the most talented, or the most popular, or the most powerful.  You want a guy who'll be there when you need him, who knows how to s... Read more

Mrs. Moody

You want a protector, a white knight, but you really don't care what he looks like.  In fact, you might even find all the scars attractive.  So maybe he won't want to cuddle much, and maybe he's ... Read more

Mrs. Black

You want a relationship filled with fun times, with a guy who you know will always back you up.  Sure, he's a bit of a jerk with anyone who he doesn't approve of, but as long as he likes you, he'l... Read more

Mrs. Dudley Dursley

You like the big, tough, manly type and don't care too much for things like book smarts and niceness.  And although he may seem like an animate wooden block sometimes, he does at least possess the ab... Read more

Mrs. Dumbledore

You like 'em powerful and brilliant.  And why not?  A guy like this, you can have intelligent conversation with, laugh with, and you know he can protect you.  Sure, he may have a weakness for power... Read more

Mrs. Lockhart

You like pretty-boys.  Nothing wrong with that.  There's also nothing wrong with a healthy sense of self-worth or a well-developed survival instinct.  Of course, this guy takes it to a bit of an ex... Read more

Mrs. Ronald Weasley

You don't expect much from a guy, just that he be more or less a decent sort and not too much of an ass.  He's not the most mature guy in the world, and he can certainly be a bit dense wh... Read more

Mrs. Harry Potter

You like a guy who's not afraid to fight evil when evil picks a fight.  There's a lot to say for bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, even if it does come with a prejudice against people who ... Read more

Mrs. Snape

You like a guy of loyalty and intelligence and don't really mind if he comes across as a bit harsh.  Or a bit bastardy.  Or if he happens to terrify every child who crosses his path.  The point ... Read more

Mrs. Lupin

You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged.  Sure, he may take some convincing since his  self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you ... Read more