OkCupid | Take The Ghost, Robot or Badger Test

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Probably human.

Latin: Homo sapiens. Getting this result meant that you didn't answer anything. Nothing. Nada. Champion effort. Keep up the good work. I hope you sprout a sense of humour in the near future.

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Probably human.

Latin: Homo sapiens. Getting this result meant that you didn't answer anything. Nothing. Nada. Champion effort. Keep up the good work. I hope you sprout a sense of humour in the near future. Read more

Werebadger

Latin: Versipellis meles. The legendary badger garou, badgerman/woman, lycanbadger, terror of the setts. Half badger, half human, you blend in amongst civilization... most of the time. But in the ... Read more

Badger.

Latin: Meles meles. Everybody now! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom. Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,... Read more

Cyborg

Latin: Ummm... homo sapiens augmentus? Yep, that'll do. Half human, half robot, you're a cyborg: a cybernetic organism. Like the terminator. Or was he an android? Well, I get mixed up. Ask a true sc... Read more

Cybadger

Latin: Meles augmentus. Small, furry and with laser beams attached to their heads, Cybadgers are a force to be reckoned with. A relatively cute force, at that. It is important to remember that, whi... Read more

Badgeteer

Latin: Meles gadgetus You are a badger with an affinity or association with technology. While not as robotic as a Cybadger (cybernetic badger), the Badgeteer may have one or two biomechanical trick... Read more

Robot

Latin: Autonomus Mechanical Cool, calm and calulating, the Robot is a feat of engineering, human or otherwise. You most likely have weapon systems and the highest order of artificial intelligence (o... Read more

Badger On Biosupport

Latin: Meles stuffedupus Possibly through some form of boating accident or a run in with an angry mob, you were once a badger that has since been put in an autonomous life-support system. However,... Read more

Robot Badger

Latin: Meles Autonomus The creation of some mad, mad being, you are the ever feared ROBOT BADGER! Over twenty feet tall (Yes, I'm Australian, but the imperial system is so good for describing unspe... Read more

Ghostwalker

Latin: Homo sapiens You're a human, and not quite dead, but with some added mystical power. For instance, if you can walk through walls, not many people can do that. Most likely you feel an affini... Read more

Mystic Werebadger.

Latin: Versipellis meles woospookius The werebadger is much like the weremoose (or, later, the werewolf) except that, as one would logically conclude, the werebadger turns into a badger, instead of ... Read more

Mystic Badger.

Latin: Meles woospookius As rare as a four-leafed clover or seven sided octagon, the Mystic Badger is an enigma, a puzzle, a game of Jenga with very few pieces at the bottom. A rubik's cube with all... Read more

Gremlin

Latin: Gremlin...us Though the title of 'Gremlin' may not be flattering, I'm not here to flatter you, so complain to the mayor instead. Gremlins are the spirits that, when treated well, result in te... Read more

Ethercyberbadger

Latin: Meles Ultimatus A being of supreme power and coolness, the Ethercyberbadger is a healthy combination of the best parts of Ghost, Robot and Badger. They can travel through time and space, say ... Read more

Mystic Cybadger

Latin: Meles almostgivinguponthewholelatinnamethingus The Mystic Cybadger is the cousin of the vanilla Cybadger: a badger that can commune with the dead as well as with computers. I mean, the quali... Read more

Possessed Machine

Latin: Autonomus beatingtheshitoutofus This is any regular household appliance (hairdryer, garbage compacter, vibrat...ing chair) that has been possessed by a spirit. The level of havoc this creates ... Read more

Abominable Robot

Latin: Autonomus abominable Sinking into legend, the abominable robot it a mad scientist's attempt at cybernetically replicating a Mystical Werebadger. Look that up, and add beeping noises and flas... Read more

Robot Badger

Ghost

Latin: You know, I'm not going to make something up here, because there porbably really is something. Whether scaring the feces out of the young people in the abandoned castle or crawling out of the... Read more

Ghostly Werebadger

Latin: Versipellis meles (deceased) When a Werebadger is slain by a Werebadger hunter (and the only way to slay a Werebadger is, or course, tin bullets) their spirit may remain behind. That's you. ... Read more

Spirit Badger.

Latin: Meles meles (deceased) When the Native American Indians of England wished to invoke the powers of being small, furry, and really pissed off at eevrything, they would call upon the totem of th... Read more

Cyborg Ghost

Latin: Homo sapiens augmentus (deceased) When a Cyborg dies, their ghost will, inevitably continue on, either enjoying peace and soltitude of quiet contemplation, or laughin their asses off when the ... Read more

Dead Cybadger

Latin: Meles augmentus (deceased) When a Cybadger dies, its spirit lives on (albeit in a dead way). Of course, the cybernetic remains of the badger in question will go on a killing rampage, but th... Read more

Spirit Badger

Ghost In The Machine

Latin: Spiritus Ex Machina A mix of possessed machinery and artificial intelligence, the Ghost In The Machine is quite famous, featuring in the X-Files, 2001 A Space Odyssey, almost anything with "... Read more