Their result for The Sex, Death & Babies Test ...

Tofu

You scored 22 Sexism, 49 Morbidity, 25 Loveness, and 49 Disfigurement!

How embarrassing! It's time to slather on some steak sauce, my friend. You have all but destroyed the homi/suicidal, sexed crazed, tender-hearted mutant within you. How could you do that? On the bright side, there are some vegan restaurants out there that can make a decent meal out of you. But don't you want to be more than tofu? (thanx go out to Geoff for this handy descriptive term)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Sexism Distribution

    They scored 22% on Sexism, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Morbidity Distribution

    They scored 49% on Morbidity, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • Loveness Distribution

    They scored 25% on Loveness, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Disfigurement Distribution

    They scored 49% on Disfigurement, higher than 21% of your peers.

All possible test results

Tofu

How embarrassing! It's time to slather on some steak sauce, my friend. You have all but destroyed the homi/suicidal, sexed crazed, tender-hearted mutant within you. How could you do that? On the b... Read more

Whatever.

Weirdness without depraved excess of any sort? You might as well be category 1: Tofu. Read more

Virgin Bjork

You're Bjork before she became sexually active. All is full of love, but no sex. Read more

Gimp Hugger

You could cuddle a tree, but you'd rather snuggle an amputee. Read more

Death Fiend

You're so goth... but you're not into kinky S&M like the fun goths. Read more

Morbidly Disfigured

After you're done skinning the flesh off your arms you like to pretend to be dying roadkill, but this does not get you sexually aroused in any way. Read more

Morbid no-sex Cupid

You're a diaper clad baby with wings and bow & arrow, shooting in the name of love, knowing that it will only end in death. AND you're totally normal aside from the fact that you have no genitals. Read more

Impotent Death Lover

You embrace death like a cuddly kitten that's just been nutered. Read more

Horny Tofu

You only care about sex. Tasteless, meatless sex. Read more

Loveless Sex Mutant

You live for noncommittal sexually depraved acts with either people you're indifferent to or household appliances, preferably involving feces in some way. Read more

Sexual Nurturer

You sleep around a lot, but you're more than just a sex recepticle. You're also a great mom. Read more

Charitable Sex Thing

You're like the Mother Theresa of sex. Read more

Category 13

You are CATEGORY 13!! Also know as the "necropheliac". Well... who am I to judge you, corpse f@#$er. Read more

Antilove Sex Hag

You got the Antilove Sex Hag? That's awesome! Way to go! Read more

The Homilover

You're a homicidal sex maniac with a heart of gold. You reassure your sex partners that they are loved before killing them painlessly in their sleep. Read more

F@#$ING WHACK JOB!!

I'd shake your hand, but for fear you'd rape and kill me, then spoon with my corpse. You sick bastard. Read more

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