Their result for The Birthday Party Invitation? Test ...

Mightily Awesome!

You scored 70% Cake-Tossing!

Can you imagine a combination of Brad Pitt and Conan O'Brien? Sure you can, you see that image in the mirror daily!(That is, of course, if you're a dude; if you are a dudette, you'll have to find a phemonimal phemale equivalent; sorryness)Your party-phosphorescence is so incalculaby super-colossal that after the party folks would have tans (and probably skin cancer; melanoma is easily worth trading for admission to this shindig!)! Luckily, I have a couple pairs of sunglasses so that I won't go blind....I probably should have to beg for someone as entertaining as you into partying with me but I'm pretty lucky that you are so cool as to not permit such behavior....man!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Cake-Tossing Distribution

    They scored 70% on Cake-Tossing, higher than 60% of your peers.

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