Their result for The What STD Are You? Test ...

Chlamydia

You are 15% Risky and 26% Slutty!

Congratulations, we're moving into the STD's that people can't spell. Don't look so sad, you have Chlamydia! Not only is it funny sounding, it's also funny tasting! You may, later in life, experience infertility if you're a woman, and a milky discharge if you're a man. Why do men have it so easy? Chlamydia can also be asymptomatic until it's too late, and that's not A-okay. So you should make an appointment with your doctor as soon as you can to check yourself out. And if this is Kate taking the test . . . sorry.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Riskiness Distribution

    They scored 15% on Riskiness, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Slutiness Distribution

    They scored 26% on Slutiness, higher than 17% of your peers.

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