Their result for Military Branch Test ...
Semper Fidelis Oorah!
Hey! You scored 62% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a thick skin because they will treat you like crap. Hey on the bright side you get to be the guinnea pig for the militarys new weapons and gadgets. As far as choosing to join I would like to try to talk you out of it but the Marines are just to damn cool. (Not a marine, just wish i was.) If you think you can handle the grueling boot camp and insane training, not to mention the constant deployments, this might just be the best choice you ever made.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 51% on Army, higher than 19% of your peers.
They scored 51% on Navy, higher than 13% of your peers.
They scored 62% on Marines, higher than 44% of your peers.
They scored 50% on AirForce, higher than 44% of your peers.
They scored 51% on CoastGuard, higher than 39% of your peers.
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Hey! $(CoastGuard)% CoastGuard! Brilliant! You are truely the smartest person I know. You just wound up with the best option as far as the military is concerned. You get to lounge around in you ow... Read more
Hey! You scored $(AirForce)% AirForce! You are obviously someone who knows what they want and are not interested in what others think of you considering you will be the laughing stock of the milit... Read more
Hey! You scored $(Marines)% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a ... Read more
Hey! You scored $(Navy)% Navy. Clearly you have a strong desire to spend 6 of 7 months at a time on a boat full of horny men traveling to exotic destinations for no explicable reason. Of the 5 cho... Read more
You scored $(Army)% Army. Obviously you are looking for a mindless job, that allows you to get f*cked up and kill people legally. I can only hope to dissuade you from doing this, ... Read more
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