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Semper Fidelis Oorah!

66% Marines.

Hey! You scored 66% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a thick skin because they will treat you like crap. Hey on the bright side you get to be the guinnea pig for the militarys new weapons and gadgets. As far as choosing to join I would like to try to talk you out of it but the Marines are just to damn cool. (Not a marine, just wish i was.) If you think you can handle the grueling boot camp and insane training, not to mention the constant deployments, this might just be the best choice you ever made.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Army Distribution

    They scored 63% on Army, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Navy Distribution

    They scored 65% on Navy, higher than 43% of your peers.

  • Marines Distribution

    They scored 66% on Marines, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • AirForce Distribution

    They scored 63% on AirForce, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • CoastGuard Distribution

    They scored 66% on CoastGuard, higher than 85% of your peers.

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Aim High!

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Semper Fidelis Oorah!

Hey! You scored $(Marines)% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a ... Read more

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Soldier Up! Hooah!

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