Their result for Military Branch Test ...
Hey! You scored 69% AirForce! You are obviously someone who knows what they want and are not interested in what others think of you considering you will be the laughing stock of the military community and the brunt of almost every joke. Hey don't worry about it you are one of the "smart ones." While everyone else is breaking their back for pennies you will be shuffling paperwork for dimes! You also get the best lodging and second best food of all the armed forces. Hooray! I would love to try to talk you out of this decision if you are truely contemplating joining, but I just can't seem to bring myself to do it. Shhh. I secretly wish i had joined the Air Force!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 59% on Army, higher than 35% of your peers.
They scored 62% on Navy, higher than 35% of your peers.
They scored 55% on Marines, higher than 27% of your peers.
They scored 69% on AirForce, higher than 86% of your peers.
They scored 62% on CoastGuard, higher than 75% of your peers.
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Hey! $(CoastGuard)% CoastGuard! Brilliant! You are truely the smartest person I know. You just wound up with the best option as far as the military is concerned. You get to lounge around in you ow... Read more
Hey! You scored $(AirForce)% AirForce! You are obviously someone who knows what they want and are not interested in what others think of you considering you will be the laughing stock of the milit... Read more
Hey! You scored $(Marines)% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a ... Read more
Hey! You scored $(Navy)% Navy. Clearly you have a strong desire to spend 6 of 7 months at a time on a boat full of horny men traveling to exotic destinations for no explicable reason. Of the 5 cho... Read more
You scored $(Army)% Army. Obviously you are looking for a mindless job, that allows you to get f*cked up and kill people legally. I can only hope to dissuade you from doing this, ... Read more
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