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Coast Guard!

75% CoastGuard!

Hey! 75% CoastGuard! Brilliant! You are truely the smartest person I know. You just wound up with the best option as far as the military is concerned. You get to lounge around in you own home, while occasionally getting on a boat to patrol the ocean that is probably right outside your home. You don't deploy, you still get cool weapons and you have the easiest boot camp in existance. My initial intent was to discourage others from joing the military, now I find myself wanting to get out of the Army and join the coast guard too. Congrats!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Army Distribution

    They scored 33% on Army, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • Navy Distribution

    They scored 54% on Navy, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Marines Distribution

    They scored 47% on Marines, higher than 15% of your peers.

  • AirForce Distribution

    They scored 44% on AirForce, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • CoastGuard Distribution

    They scored 75% on CoastGuard, higher than 97% of your peers.

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Coast Guard!

Hey! $(CoastGuard)% CoastGuard! Brilliant! You are truely the smartest person I know. You just wound up with the best option as far as the military is concerned. You get to lounge around in you ow... Read more

Aim High!

Hey! You scored $(AirForce)% AirForce! You are obviously someone who knows what they want and are not interested in what others think of you considering you will be the laughing stock of the milit... Read more

Semper Fidelis Oorah!

Hey! You scored $(Marines)% Marines! Clearly you have a penchant for killing and mayhem. You will learn some really cool shit and get to do some really awesome things, I just hope you also have a ... Read more

Oh look more Seamen!

Hey! You scored $(Navy)% Navy. Clearly you have a strong desire to spend 6 of 7 months at a time on a boat full of horny men traveling to exotic destinations for no explicable reason. Of the 5 cho... Read more

Soldier Up! Hooah!

You scored $(Army)% Army. Obviously you are looking for a mindless job, that allows you to get f*cked up and kill people legally. I can only hope to dissuade you from doing this, ... Read more

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