Their result for The Raccoon Test ...

Raccoon Stud

You are 86% attractive to raccoons!

You make other raccoons jealous, you're just so attractive to them. You will doubtlessly be mobbed by a hundred or more raccoons whenever you go out, each desparate to get a piece of you. Life is good for the Raccoon Stud, as you will often find gifts of their adoration on your back porch. While many would be bothered by the regular appearance of trash on your back steps, you know that it's just a sign that you've still got it; that you still are the raccoony version of all that and the leftovers from a bag of chips.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Raccoon attract Distribution

    They scored 86% on Raccoon attract, higher than 90% of your peers.

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