The Extremely Quick Personality Test

All possible test results

The Gossip

Like the Busybody, but characterized by the urge to backstab instead of trying to help. Your prayer: God, give me patience, and I mean right NOW. Here's a better description of an Read more

The Clown

Always the class troublemaker, you have no respect for anybody or anything. Good at snide wisecracks. Your prayer: God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing. H... Read more

The Stuffed Shirt

No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities. Your prayer: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, ... Read more

The Beer Drinker

Loud, crude, plays team sports, kisses and tells. You are the person beer commercials are made for. Your prayer: God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually... Read more

The Busybody

Life's backseat drivers. You seem to know just what's wrong with everybody else's life and have a plan to fix it. Your Prayer: God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you... Read more

The Muckraker

Creator of hype, distortion, and the perversion of media of information to be wallows of mindless emotionalism. Your prayer: God, help me to keep my mind on one th - Look a bird - ing at a time. Read more

The Tyrant

You know better than everyone how things should be done and work tirelessly to obtain the power to make it happen that way. Your Prayer: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo. Here's... Read more

Frankenstein

The salvation of the world is to be found in this new nanotronic frannistan, of which you just happen to have an almost-working model... Your Prayer: Lord, help me follow established procedures to... Read more

The Sidekick

You don't need much meaning in life, just a person (or baby or pet or car) to spend all their time ministering to. Your prayer: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY righ... Read more

The Snob

You revel in the elaborate sensations of wine and paintings and music that are completely indistinguishable to ordinary people. Likes flowers. Your prayer: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights ... Read more

The Bean Counter

No imagination, no flexibility, no common sense, no capacity for tolerance of others with different priorities AND no vision. Your prayer: Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginn... Read more

The Assassin

You hate people, and are good at killing them. Young assassin's are good at killing pictures of people in video games. Your prayer: God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them... Read more

The Messiah

You are characterized by the burning desire to change the world, which desperately needs everyone to be like you. Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?) Here's a b... Read more

The Fanatic

You are Always searching for an Answer with a capital A. Unlike the Messiah (INFJ), you are usually openminded enough to realize the current one isn't good enough after a few years. Your prayer: G... Read more

The Crackpot

All facts which don't your theories are just wrong. The more all-encompassing and less applicable to reality the theories, the better. Your prayer: Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though... Read more

The Nerd

What? you mean people actually talk to each other using mouths and ears instead of keyboards???? Your prayer: Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way. Here's a better descri... Read more