The How Would Chuck Norris Kill You Test
Their result for The How Would Chuck Norris Kill You Test ...
The Roundhouse Kick
78% Kick, 46% Stare, 77% Fist, 36% Firaga and 0% POW!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 78% on Kick, higher than 81% of your peers.
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They scored 46% on Stare, higher than 75% of your peers.
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They scored 77% on Fist, higher than 89% of your peers.
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They scored 36% on Firaga, higher than 39% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on POW, higher than 4% of your peers.
All possible test results
Firaga III
Did you bring your Magma Robe with +3 resistance to Fire Magicks? No!? I'm sorry, but you've been cremated whether you like it or not. Chuck casted Firaga III on you. He saw you as a slight threat. Co... Read more
The Third Fist
You fell for it, you gullible fool. Chuck caught you off guard. He wanted you to comb his beard. You accepted. BAM! NO ONE combs Chuck's beard and lives to tell the story. Read more
The Stare
Chuck found you unworthy of a battle. You were simply a nuisance while he was on the way to the bar. Chuck stares at you for 1.63 seconds, and you drop dead instantly. Pathetic. Read more
The Roundhouse Kick
The classic Roundhouse Kick. Chuck simply wanted to kill you for entertainment, as his finishing move is The Roundhouse kick. Always. You'll feel it even in the afterlife. Trust me. Read more
The POW Block
Wow. Chuck saw you as a potential threat. He had to bring out the POW block. As Chuck leaps in the air, to instantly KO you, a smile comes to your face... you were worthy. Chuck winks at you right bef... Read more
