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Magic Saw

You scored... 63% Druliciousness, 67% Politigoodness, 38% Techno-eroticity

If you are a Magic Saw, you're a superhero of liberal, leftist, or for very high Politigoodness scores, even radical politics, just like me. We probably vote for the same people, work for the same causes, attend the same protests, and even write the same things on our antiwar signs.

And yet, something isn't quite right. Ever been to a magic show and seen a lady sawn in half? There's a strong aroma of sawn lady around you, Magic Saw. I have a feeling that you're hiding something - something un-Drulike - just out of sight.

The higher your Druliciousness score is, the less significant this is likely to be. At Druliciousness scores of 65% to 74%, the sawn lady aroma might be quite pleasant and entertaining - life-enriching, even. For LoLa and other tribester pals, the Magical Saw is a Magical Muscial Saw, that plays the most beautiful music as the lady-halves in the boxes whirl and twirl around on the stage...

But if your Druliciousness score is below 50%, the test predicts that there's something very large and icky behind the curtain. And as the scores go lower and lower, these icky things are likely to gag a maggot. No, not in a good way, Mysterion. There is no "good way" to gag a maggot. Want to learn more? Please view the following instructional material, provided by grouchosuave. There will be a test later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsCgEWKDz88

Possible rankings:

Brachycephaloid – LOW Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=0

Treated with DruGard - LOW Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=1

The Magic Saw - LOW Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=2

Fruit of the DruDome - LOW Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=3

Red State Drulicious - HIGH Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=4

Dark Matterling - HIGH Druliciousness; LOW Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=5

Anomalicious Cupcake - HIGH Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; LOW Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=6

Uber Spookypants - HIGH Druliciousness; HIGH Politigoodness; HIGH Techno-eroticity

http://www.okcupid.com:80/tests/describescore?testid=14342120041543903034&category=7

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Druliciousness Distribution

    They scored 63% on Druliciousness, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Politigoodness Distribution

    They scored 67% on Politigoodness, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Technoeroticity Distribution

    They scored 38% on Technoeroticity, higher than 45% of your peers.

All possible test results

Brachycephaloid

Low scores across all three categories is the statistical equivalent of Triple Snake-Eyes out here in the neutral zone. I'm sure your reality tunnel makes all sorts of sense to you. And I'd love to ha... Read more

Treated with DruGard

Your gyri and sulci are mighty sexy, but my robot is flapping his hands around like he's got bottle rockets duct-taped to his wrists. Ah: he's spraying DruGard on something. It's probably you.... Read more

Magic Saw

If you are a Magic Saw, you're a superhero of liberal, leftist, or for very high Politigoodness scores, even radical politics, just like me. We probably vote for the same people, work for the same cau... Read more

Fruit in the DruDome

Politically and technically a great match for me, you are nevertheless living your life outside the Dru Dome. Perhaps you'd like to come for a visit...? Are you represssing your inner frea... Read more

Red State Drulicious

You're so like me it's scary, but we disagree politically and you don't work in technology. How could this possibly have happened? Are you an artist, writer, poet, or craftsperson who was raise... Read more

Dark Matterling

It is one of the Great Mysteries of our time how you managed to score so high on Druliciousness and Techno-eroticity, yet low on Politigoodness. This result is impossible to explain using science as w... Read more

Anomalicious Cupcake

I'm mostly attracted to techies. Oddly, I find you absolutely adorable even though you can't tell hexadecimal from binary, and can't crack a simple substitution code to save your life. May... Read more

Uber Spookypants

Congratulations - you win, Spookypants. How you became a freak of nature just like me is the other Great Mystery of our time. Your prize? Name it, baby. Anything at all. ... Read more

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