Their result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...

Flaccid Cock

Your weiner is flopping like that movie Pluto Nash

Don't worry.  Just relax.  We can try again a little later.

This is just barely a calamity.  Everyone gets nervous and freezes up now and again.  It's not that big of a deal, and usually not an indication of anything serious.

You're just slightly careless about a few things in your life.  No big risks, and not even that many small risks.  Occassionally you can screw up and cause some minor embarassment for yourself, but nothing too calamitous.

Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:

 

  • Wrong Hole
  • Premature Ejaculation
  • STD
  • Unwanted Pregnancy
  • Broken Penis

 

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Carelessness Distribution

    They scored 7% on Carelessness, higher than 22% of your peers.

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Wrong Hole

Oops.  Looks like you missed a little bit, buddy.  It's okay, it can get confusing down there. As far as calamities go, this is a pretty minor one, and fairly rectifiable. It seems ... Read more

Flaccid Cock

Don't worry.  Just relax.  We can try again a little later. This is just barely a calamity.  Everyone gets nervous and freezes up now and again.  It's not that big of a deal, and usually... Read more

Premature ejaculation

Look, all the ha... Read more

STD

Above Photo:  A previously care-free vagina now ravaged by venereal disease. Good one.  Way to turn a source of pleasure into a source of embarassment and shame.  You're a fairly careless... Read more

Unwanted Pregnancy

This isn't just a little simple careless mistake, like losing your wallet, or losing your cell phone, or losing your virginity to your gym coach in 6th grade.  This mistake has far-reaching conseq... Read more

Broken Penis

It's true.  You can totally break your ding dong.  You will hear a snapping noise and a fat lady singing.  The sn... Read more

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