Their result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Your weiner is flopping like that movie Pluto Nash
Don't worry. Just relax. We can try again a little later.
This is just barely a calamity. Everyone gets nervous and freezes up now and again. It's not that big of a deal, and usually not an indication of anything serious.
You're just slightly careless about a few things in your life. No big risks, and not even that many small risks. Occassionally you can screw up and cause some minor embarassment for yourself, but nothing too calamitous.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
- Wrong Hole
- Premature Ejaculation
- Unwanted Pregnancy
- Broken Penis
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 7% on Carelessness, higher than 22% of your peers.
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