The Hot/Crazy Scale Test

All possible test results

WOO! Spring Break!

You're hot. You're crazy. Stay away from children and the elderly. Read more

Scary, But I'll Never Regret It

You are really crazy, but you're so freaking hot that it doesn't matter. Anybody you've ever been with would do it again in a heartbeat... well, maybe not, it was proba... Read more

HIGH FIVE!

You are TOTALLY hot, and not crazy at all! Print out this result and wear it as a badge of honor. (Don't do that.) Read more

Not Worth the Trouble

You're hot, I'll give you that. This would normally be considered awesome, except that you're super crazy. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Read more

Steak Sauce!

You're a little bit crazier than a normal person, but hey, that makes you more interesting! You're also a little hotter than the average person, and that span style="f... Read more

Awesome

Hey! You're totally awesome! You are not really that crazy, and you're pretty damn hot. So, take your pick of any person around you - they're all into it. Read more

The Shelly Gillespie Zone

Uh-oh. Looks like you have drifted over into the dreaded SGZ. You are completely crazy, but you aren't hot enough to make it worth anyone's time. Sorry. Read more

The Ugly Friend That's "Fun"

You wish you were as hot as your friends. Your insecurity has led you to do some pretty stupid stuff. Some of this stuff, unfortunately, makes you less hot. And then yo... Read more

Borinnnnng!

Well, aren't you a dullard. You're not hot. Now, that doesn't mean you're ugly. It's possible you're quite attractive. You just aren't span style="font-style:italic... Read more

... You're A Ghost

Just kidding. Apparently, you're just normal. Cool! Let's grab a beer. I don't like hot people or crazy people, anyway. Read more