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Awakened Warrior

You scored 2 Emotional, 6 Rationality, and 11 OccultKnowledge!

You have 1 monster in your closet.

Whether or not your closet existed as a haven for evil before you were introduced to horror movies, Steven King novels and the Occult, we may never know. But as it stands, your mind and soul are too far open to the existence of these entities to ever go back to being one of the blind little sheep who dwell in a world of lollipop dreams and cotton candy wishes.

As you undoubtedly know, your level of awareness is like a double-edged sword. On one hand, your understanding of these extra-plainer creatures affords you some small measure of protection against them and their wicked ways. Yet at the same time, you find yourself persecuted by idiots who refuse to acknowledge the chilling truth of their existence.

But have no fear, Awakened Warrior; when the closet doors are torn from their frames and the waves of demonic warriors come spewing through into our mortal realm, you shall not be swallowed into that endless night. You will survive. You will persevere. Your knowledge is your shield and your cross to bare. Heck, maybe you will even join the hoards of Darkness just for kicks… or fight nobly against them. Either way, it’s all good.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Emotional Distribution

    They scored 2% on Emotional, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • Rationality Distribution

    They scored 6% on Rationality, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • OccultKnowledge Distribution

    They scored 11% on OccultKnowledge, higher than 96% of your peers.

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