Their result for The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test ...

Skeptical

It's a Miracle! You Scored

You always keep your eyes open for potential cons and guard your wallet (and your safety) well. You're not easily taken in by gimmics and games. You're not naive, and refuse to be played like a fool. It's better to just walk away than to keep an "open mind" and risk getting fucked over. Good choice, dude. You weigh your decisions with care, without being a total asshole. Remember, there actually are a few honest people out there. You have been an idiot in the past and fallen prey to situations or persons that you could have avoided. You're smarter than most people though and learn your lesson with a quickness. You've kept your regets to a minimum. You might have a completely useless infomecial product sitting around your house somewhere, over-paid for something you bought on impulse, or have kindly given money only to realize that you just got played. Everyone fucks up now and then, at least you have the good sense to realize you got screwed over. You can spot most cons and scams...even the difficult kinds. You are keenly aware that the world is full of people waiting to rip someone off, and you take the proper steps to prevent being victimized. Note that you're not exempt from being ripped off by a real expert's covert methods. Good job for not being a total chump. You have the most respectable score of all the categories...not too much of a paranoid freak, and not a complete push-over. Keep in mind however, that you may actually be cheating yourself out of some legit oppurtunities.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • chumppts Distribution

    They scored 21% on chumppts, higher than 72% of your peers.

All possible test results

Paranoid Cynic

For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back on the anti-psychotics STAT! Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken in by any con-man, spoof, o... Read more

Skeptical

You always keep your eyes open for potential cons and guard your wallet (and your safety) well. You're not easily taken in by gimmics and games. You're not naive, and refuse to be played like a fool... Read more

About Average

You're reasonable. Pretty average really. Not too skeptical, not a total chump. Yet you get scammed a little more often than is necessary. You've probably been too generous when you should have just... Read more

Pushover

Bad news: You've croseed the thresh-hold into chump territory. Good news: You're not totally gullible. You could be worse. You try to think things through sometimes when making decisions. You pause... Read more

Gullible Fool

Did you know that if you forward your results to 100 people, okcupid will send you a free big screen t.v? No, not really. But I'll bet I had you going there for a minute. Why? Because you're GULLIB... Read more

TOTAL CHUMP!

Did you know that if you forward your results to 100 people, okcupid will send you a free big screen t.v? No, not really. For Fucks Sake! Where did your common sense go? I'll bet that a 4 year old... Read more

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