Their result for The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test ...

Paranoid Cynic

It's a Miracle! You Scored

For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back on the anti-psychotics STAT! Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken in by any con-man, spoof, or gimmic. Anytime you're confronted with a gimmic or bunk ass idea...you automatically assume it's a rip off. You're every salemans worst nightmare! There's a good chance that you've had first-hand experience ripping people off or scamming. Ever heard the phrase "can't play a player"? Of course you can spot the game, you wrote it! You think very carefully before making any decision. How perfectly clever. You usually make wise choices and have few regrets when it comes to buying or giving. If there were more people like you, there wouldn't be as many people ou there trying to fuck people over. You make the hustlers feel like the idots. You believe that if it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is. With an evil laugh and an extended middle finger... you stroll away from the things that just seem too good. You're skeptical, cynical, untrusting, and not easily hyped. Chances are that you're pretty stingy with your cash too. You mull over even small decisions for hours or days. You probably get great bargains on whatever you buy. You can be a real asshole. Loosen up from time to time, no need to always be so an anal-retentive. You can afford to be a little understanding to someone asking a favor of you. Take time to listen if you think a person is probably sincere. If it turns out to be a rip-off afterall, you're sure to spot it before you're completely taken in. Congrats on not being a chump. Keep in mind though, that you may actually be cheating yourself out of some legitimate oppurtunities.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • chumppts Distribution

    They scored 12% on chumppts, higher than 27% of your peers.

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Paranoid Cynic

For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back on the anti-psychotics STAT! Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken in by any con-man, spoof, o... Read more

Skeptical

You always keep your eyes open for potential cons and guard your wallet (and your safety) well. You're not easily taken in by gimmics and games. You're not naive, and refuse to be played like a fool... Read more

About Average

You're reasonable. Pretty average really. Not too skeptical, not a total chump. Yet you get scammed a little more often than is necessary. You've probably been too generous when you should have just... Read more

Pushover

Bad news: You've croseed the thresh-hold into chump territory. Good news: You're not totally gullible. You could be worse. You try to think things through sometimes when making decisions. You pause... Read more

Gullible Fool

Did you know that if you forward your results to 100 people, okcupid will send you a free big screen t.v? No, not really. But I'll bet I had you going there for a minute. Why? Because you're GULLIB... Read more

TOTAL CHUMP!

Did you know that if you forward your results to 100 people, okcupid will send you a free big screen t.v? No, not really. For Fucks Sake! Where did your common sense go? I'll bet that a 4 year old... Read more

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