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Roast Beef

36% Classy, 23% Egotistical, 70% Intelligent

You're Roast Beef! You're brilliantly smart but cripplingly anxious and/or depressed, depending on the day, and as such, you're the level head of your circle of friends, the one whose reservations keep people from trying to catch ninja stars with their teeth and whatnot. You can be prevailed upon to cut loose from time to time, at which times you enjoy dressing up like historical figures and freestyling about their characteristics. You're a sharp, talented cat, and your recent successes getting out from under the thumb of your domineering grandmother and proposing to your significant other are admirable, but let's face it -- no dude who has a Nervousness Blanket to throw up under is gonna make it that far without some serious pharmaceuticals, am I right?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • classiness Distribution

    They scored 36% on classiness, higher than 25% of your peers.

  • egotism Distribution

    They scored 23% on egotism, higher than 19% of your peers.

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 70% on intelligence, higher than 54% of your peers.

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