Stalker Cupid

Whoa! Lay off the OKcupid for a second, take a breather and see if E-bay will auction you a life. You should stop sending so many messages to people. (They really hate that...they're just being nice) Well it's not all bad for ya. At least, in your mind, this is your domain and you rule all...thus being the most rewarded player in the game. (we know that Judy sent you a pic of her boob.) Still, you should go out sometime. Whatever you do, just don't "Woo" anyone at the club.

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Newbie Cupid

Congradulations, you're a noob AKA beginner AKA you need to spend some more time on this site if you want to have some kind of hottie interaction in your otherwise joyless life. Yea, mabye you go out... Read more

Intermediate Cupid

Congradulations! you're not a noob! But you're not a pro either. Why does it freaking matter, you ask? It doesn't...but you'll be the one to scream hairy balls when Joe and Jane ShaBeginner is getting... Read more

Professional Cupid

Congradulations! You're officially promoted to professional! It's all fun and games, but you take this site healthily serious. You're out there hustling and moving the bum for all it's worth, and you'... Read more

Stalker Cupid

Whoa! Lay off the OKcupid for a second, take a breather and see if E-bay will auction you a life. You should stop sending so many messages to people. (They really hate that...they're just being nice) ... Read more

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