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Shirley Temple

You scored 1 % beer, 0 % wine, -6 %spirits, and ....-12% alcoholism!

IF YOUR ALCOHOLISM SCORE IS UNDER -20% You are a true alcophobe...and deserve the title of "Knight Of The Shirley Temple". Congratulations!!! IF YOUR ALCOHOLISM SCORE IS ABOVE -20% You are capable of having an alcoholic beverage once in a while, but do not have a particular taste for alcohol, and like to stay put in your mind and body. The alcoholic drinks that best suit you are: IF YOU SCORED HIGHEST IN BEER: Budweiser, Fosters or another wishy washy light blonde beer IF YOU SCORED HIGHEST IN WINE: Californian table wine, with some icecubes. Cheap and goes down the throat pretty easily. IF YOU SCORED HIGHEST IN SPIRITS: Screwdrivers or bloodymarys with lots of juice to make the alcohol taste go away.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • beer Distribution

    They scored 1% on beer, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • wine Distribution

    They scored 0% on wine, higher than 4% of your peers.

  • spirits Distribution

    They scored -6% on spirits, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • alcoholism Distribution

    They scored -12% on alcoholism, higher than 0% of your peers.

All possible test results

Shirley Temple

IF YOUR ALCOHOLISM SCORE IS UNDER -20% You are a true alcophobe...and deserve the title of "Knight Of The Shirley Temple". Congratulations!!! IF YOUR ALCOHOLISM SCORE IS ABOVE -20% You are capab... Read more

the Heavy Drinker

Congratulations, even thought you have attained a high level of alcoholism, you still do not have a particular taste for any beverages. You just like to drink to get drunk, don't ya!! Here are the be... Read more

the Whiskey sipper

Congratulations, you got a good score in spirits, which means you are a connaisseur! You are still well controlled thought, and like to enjoy your liquor while staying put in your mind and body. The... Read more

the Harbinger

You have a taste for fine spirits of good quality...and good quantity!! A real party girl / boy, you don't know when to stop and, if ever you have to puke all your guts out on the dancefloor and forge... Read more

The Sommelier

Congratulations, you got an excellent score in wine. But, like wine tasters, you drink moderately and appreciate the taste more than anything else. You know it is the key to a good date! The drink th... Read more

The Frenchman

Congratulations, you are a connaisseur of fine wines...and a heavy drinker of the same. Hmmm...it tastes just so good. You can't stop until you're wondering if you should pop that third bottle. I hope... Read more

The Wine Taster

Congratulations, you are a very fine connoisseur of Wines and fine spirits, but are careful enough not to waste your health getting drunk all the time. The alcoholic drinks that best suit you are Con... Read more

the Wasted

Congratulations, you got a high score in both spirits and wine, which means you can hold anything that has above 12% in volume. Of course, this conducts you to be wasted on most social occasions, so b... Read more

the Light Drinker

Congratulations, you got a high score in beer which makes you a connaisseur of this fine beverage. You enjoy tasting good beers, and absolutely hate budweiser like any good beer lover, but do not drin... Read more

The Beerdrinker

Congratulations, you got a very high score in beer. You just love the taste of good beer, and will not settle for a mug smaller than one liter. You know exactly when to puke in order to drink more, bu... Read more

category 11

Hmm, if i made my calculations right...nobody should fall into this category...if you do, please contact me. Read more

The Hooligan

Wanna go to a football game mate? You have all it takes to become a British soccer fan. That is, you can drink gallons of beer and liters of gin, and still be able to curse afterwords. Congratulations... Read more

Impossible

Hmm, if i made my calculations right...nobody should fall into this category...if you do, please contact me. Read more

The Punk

Congratulations, not only you are an alcoholic, but you are also a master at drinking lotsa beer and lotsa wine. If you can shout "fascist!" at 10 people while singing "God shave the queen", you can t... Read more

Impossible

Hmm, if i made my calculations right...nobody should fall into this category...if you do, please contact me. Read more

THE ULTIMATE!

Congratulations, you are the absolutely ultimate drunkard! Alcohol has no secret for you, and hangovers neither. Continue and spread the good word of wastedness around the world!! If you scored highe... Read more

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