Their result for The Wall Test ...

Podiatra

Unfortunately, you did not pass the Wall Test. Take heart, however: you probably have great balance. Hopefully, that thought will comfort you as you shop in vain for cute shoes that don't look like they serve some sort of orthopedic function (similar to the plight of Pectoria as she searches for bras!). If you would like to improve your results in the future, there are a wide variety of breast enhancement surgeries available to you. Although if your feet are really out in front, you may have to leave the country to find implants big enough. Stupid FDA...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Physicality Distribution

    They scored -19% on Physicality, higher than 24% of your peers.

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Pregga

Congratulations! When are you due? If your stomach touched the wall first, it must be soon! What's that? You're not expecting? Oh...oh my, this is awkward. Well, there's always crunches. M... Read more

Podiatra

Unfortunately, you did not pass the Wall Test. Take heart, however: you probably have great balance. Hopefully, that thought will comfort you as you shop in vain for cute shoes that don't look like th... Read more

Proboscia

Well, there's good news and bad news. Bad news first: you didn't pass the Wall Test. The good news, however, is that you probably have a beautifully distinguished profile...above the neck, that is. Yo... Read more

Pectoria

So, your boobs hit the wall first, do they? Then they probably arrive at the party before you do, too. Rest assured, then, the party starts just before you arrive. And it sounds like my kind ... Read more

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