The Survivor Test
Les Stroud
Oh yeah, you definitely survived. Not only that, but when the rescue team showed up, you kindly asked them to leave so you could stay in the wilderness longer. You probably caught your food with flawlessly prepared traps, and cocked them into tasteful stews with assorted roots and berries that you knew the exact caloric value of. You made fires with nothing but a bowed stick and a shoelace, and your shelters were as comfortable as a tent. Surviving was nothing short of a walk in the park.
You're probably a Park Ranger, Navy Seal, or NOLS instructor. You spend most of your time, and probably all of your vacations outside. You know every survival technique in the book, because you fucking wrote it. Good job.
All possible test results
Les Stroud
Oh yeah, you definitely survived. Not only that, but when the rescue team showed up, you kindly asked them to leave so you could stay in the wilderness longer. You probably caught your food with fl... Read more
The Outdoors Expert
You made it out, and you had a damn good time doing it. You caught your food with traps and ate familiar berries while staying hydrated and warm. You carefully examined your surroundings as you bui... Read more
The Outdoorsman/woman
You made it, and you actually managed to enjoy yourself along the way. You had some cold, hungry nights and probably injured yourself at some point, but it's nothing you haven't dealt with before! ... Read more
The Survivor
It wasn't easy, and you were out of your element, but you managed. With the combination of minimal survival knowledge, and average common sense, you were able to make it merely by knowing what woul... Read more
The Lucky One
You survived, barely. Every night was horrid and cold, and you went days at a time without food. For the most part, you failed to obtain water suitable for drinking and spent a lot of you... Read more
Bear Bait
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The Man of the Wild
Quite simply, you know what you're doing in the outdoors. In fact, you manage out there just as well as you do indoors. You catch food with little effort, and even on the rare occasion that you mak... Read more
The Logical Survivor
You survived not by knowledge of survival, but using pure logic. Your intuition assisted you in trapping animals, or leading them to their doom. You figured out unconventional ways of staying warm ... Read more
The Athletic Badass
Hell yeah you survived, without any survival skills too. You probably caught most of your food by chasing it down and sinking your teeth into it or breaking its neck. Build a fire to stay warm? Hel... Read more
Darwin Award
I figured that it was impossible to get this score, so I made the description very harsh. Unfortunately, it seems as though you are impossibly unfit to survive. You probably lasted less than a day,... Read more
