The 10 Question Sexual Persona Test

All possible test results

The Manchild

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild. Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magn... Read more

The Hornivore

Roaming, sexual, subhuman. You're The Hornivore. The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their number... Read more

The Last Man On Earth

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth. Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the... Read more

The Loverboy

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. p st... Read more

The Boy Next Door

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. This is kind of a bold call, but we think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones ... Read more

The Playboy

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy. It's obvious that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but it's likely that, unlike th... Read more

The Pool Boy

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged, like a teenager or a small dog. Love in the big-picture s... Read more

The False Messiah

People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah. You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you'... Read more

The Mixed Messenger

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again. You're looking for love, but you haven't had much experience and what... Read more

The 5-Night Stand

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand. Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled m... Read more

The Billy Goat

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat. You're lusty, but usually monogamous, and all in ... Read more

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You have a substantial romantic sid... Read more

The Slow Dancer

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer Your focus is love, not sex, and you've... Read more

The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Tender. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly... Read more

The Wild Rose

Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of person. Hoping to gather you u... Read more

Genghis Khunt

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture: p... Read more

Half-Cocked

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked. There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lo... Read more

The Peach

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit... Read more

The Window Shopper

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-a... Read more

The Playstation

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, ... Read more

The Nurse

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse. Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun, goofy, and giving, friend. Yo... Read more

The Battleaxe

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not. You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have... Read more

The Priss

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. You are The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confi... Read more

The Stiletto

Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto: of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize. Doubtless, you've fi... Read more

The Nymph

Sly. Sensual. Guarded. Different somehow. You are The Nymph. It appears that you're looking for a fling or a casual sexual relationship, but it's ... Read more

The Maid Of Honor

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you ... Read more

The Dirty Little Secret

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger": you are the Dirty Little Secret. Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice g... Read more

The Intern

Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern. From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, ... Read more

The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love with a capital L. They're generally conscientious people,... Read more

The Bachelor

Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.   You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, peop... Read more

The Back Rubber

Lusty, but indirect, and likely to think of friendship as a means to sex, you are The Back Rubber. We call you that because you straddle the fine line between coming on to s... Read more

The Vapor Trail

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. They know how to ha... Read more